“It is with great pride that I announce the opening of the San Diego Maximum Security Zoological & Convict Reserve,” director David Hennessey said at an opening ceremony Tuesday. “From southern white rhinos to repeat offenders serving 20 years for drug trafficking—you’ll find them all here at our amazing new facility.”
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